Homeless Dude Jerking Off To Natalie Portman Bus Stop Ad (Safe For Work)

KFC and NYC stoolies,

This past Saturday night a friend of mine was coming to a pregame at my girlfriends apartment. On his way over he passed a homeless guy jerking it to a picture of a Natalie Portman advertisement at a bus stop. He is face planted on the picture and my friend records various angles. It is SFW, but unbelievable footage. The last 10 seconds of seeing the guys face and realizing what he is doing it priceless. This was on 23rd street and the south side of Madison square park

Josh

You ever get jealous of homeless people? I mean yea the filth and the famine and constantly being exposed to the elements is lame as fuck. But there are just no rules for homeless life. You can do whatever you want, whenever you want, and there is like a 90% chance you’re gonna get away with it. As long as you’re not harming anybody else, the chances someone calls the cops or anything like that are basically zero. Like this guy here definitely just smushed his face up against Natalie Portman, rubbed one out, and the only thing that happened to him was that he was filmed and posted on a smut blog. Nobody else even really cared.

I mean I’m not saying I’m ready to give up my home and being gainfully employed just to be able to crack stick at the bus stop on 23rd street. I’m just saying that I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t at least intrigued by the liberating freedom you experience once you already acknowledge you’re the dregs of society.

PS – Dead deer and vagabonds masturbating. New York City doing it big today.